Funny Search Phrases that Brought People to My Site
This has precisely nothing to do with learning Spanish, I just hadn’t posted in a while and felt bad (yes, I’ve got something I’m working on, should be up in a few days, I haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been busy with other business), and I was going through my analytics data and ended up looking at the various keywords that people used to get here when they come in via a search engine such as Google, and some of them are just really funny and it’s 3 AM and I’m bored so screw it why not–I hope you get some amusement out of these like I did:
what is the 10 words u need to know in spanish
I, too, wish someone would tell me what these 10 magical words are.
i give up at learning spanish
Well damn, I’m sorry. Keep trying?
a list of every single spanish word
I have spare time–I don’t, however, have that much spare time. Sorry.
A quick side note: if you’re interested in teaching yourself Spanish…
I have a short post and video (that are free to read and view of course, won’t cost you more than a few minutes of your time) on how to do precisely that with the system that I put together which allowed me to become fluent in Spanish in just 6 months after years of trial-and-error by watching Spanish-language TV shows (like telenovelas, hence the name of the system) and movies, reading Spanish books and comics, and listening to Spanish music. If this sounds interesting to you, check it out by clicking the link below (the following link should open in a new tab or window for you when you click it so I’m not asking you to leave this article here):
I also include some quick and valuable tips for learning Spanish as well as a couple of the most useful free Spanish-learning websites that I recommend.
not look like a gringo
Don’t wear shorts in Latin America, that will solve 95% of your gringo-ness problem right there.
video of someone saying teaching spanish
Does “fluent” mean perfect?
any advice if you want to learn but you can’t, you don’t have any motivation to learn
Then you’re screwed. Give up.
saint trump pido
trilled r gringo
I can see how this led them here, but I’m still quite confused about what precisely it was they were looking for and what led them to come up with that particular search phrase in the first place.
como pasar a plural that is an interesting painting
teaching spanish going food shopping
I’m genuinely confused about what it is you want here.
should i study everyday all day
Yes…and all night…and while you’re on the toilet…and in the shower…and while having sex…upside down…like a bat….and don’t forget to record it and put it on YouTube for us.
what is the word spanish people always say like shit
I don’t know but I’d like to now: what is the word that Spanish people always say like shit? Anyone know? If you do, please indulge the rest of us and leave a comment.
Andrew the odd learn Spanish blog
Holy shit I’m famous!!! (ok, all of 1 person used that phrase, but still…I was excited)
cheesy spanish soap operas with preterite
And…the very best for last…
i want to be fluent in spanish already damn it
Well you’ve come to the right place!!! Not only do we get fluent in Spanish here, but we curse, too, damnit!! 😀
I hope you’ve had fun. I’ll get some proper posts up soon, I promise.
A Quick Note Before We End…
I’ve got two posts that I’ve put up that I’m recommending everyone interested in learning Spanish go read if they haven’t already (if you have, ignore this, sorry): How to avoid wasting months learning Spanish the wrong way (basically this is my “how to get started right in learning Spanish” post for complete beginners) and The Telenovela Method where I cover how to use popular media like movies, music, and books to learn Spanish. Additionally you can check out the front page for a more complete list of my best and most popular posts.
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